Truths For Mature Adults

12 Oct

So I was browsing online today… actually I was on stumbleupon.com and I came across this list. I found it to be extremely true so I just wanted to share with all of you.

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

24. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.  That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

That’s it for the night guys. I am off to bed and waking up early to study for my exam tomorrow. Wish me luck. =)

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5 Responses to “Truths For Mature Adults”

  1. Prince October 12, 2010 at 3:14 am #

    Pretty funny list, especially the one about the snooze button and the impossible dichotomy of boredom/hunger lol.

    But on a more serious note outside of jest, I would have to disagree with no. 8.

    I’d say it would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person lived, rather than how they died.

    Just my two cents. =]

  2. marriagecoach1 October 12, 2010 at 8:57 am #

    7 is bogus. Many people use Mapquest in different cities that they are not familiar with and want directions from the motel or hotel that they are staying at. Imagine if they skipped the first five directions. All the other things I agree with.

    Blessingns on you and yoursbb
    John Wilder

  3. asteria October 12, 2010 at 9:06 am #

    lol thanks for the funny yet very true post!!!

  4. Foxy October 12, 2010 at 1:50 pm #

    lol good luck on your test babe and yes hunger and boredom seems to be very similar in many ways

  5. HQ November 1, 2010 at 1:09 am #

    lmfao to #24. shows you what’s more important 😛

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